Les Miserables, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Avengers and other stuff.
^I was thinking the exact same thing.
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.
“WHO DO YOU BLOODY THINK YOU ARE? THE DOCTOR? DO YOU EVEN SONIC SCREWDRIVER?!”
Is this from a movie? If so, WHAT MOVIE? I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
So my mom added me on facebook. And this is what I hear from the other room:
“What is RP?”
What the hell is a Whovian?”
…oh dear. This is weird.
tonedeaf-bandgeek said: FMCK- me, cassidy, eddie, aaaaaaaand let's throw the 10th doctor in there too. xD
Fuck: Cassidy(DON’T TELL HER I SAID THAT)
Marry: 10th doctor <3333
Cuddle: Youuuuu while we watch HP and LotR
Kill: Eddie, sorry bby.
While I agree with you, Ais, I’m going to reblog because acceptance.